Ok. Here's the story.
Keri, Austin and I went to stay with Angie's this weekend. Nick stayed with a friend. While at my sister-in-law's, we had a great time (other than them staying on the computer almost the whole time). Well, we got ready to leave, so we all decided to go and get something to eat. Angie suggested Sushi, which I've never had, because I don't like raw food. Angie informed/educated me that not all sushi was raw and there were things on the sushi menu that I may like. Then the words "TRUST ME" and " You'll not leave hungry" came out of her mouth.
So... we went. At the sushi place, I ordered a dish call the 911, which was fish (raw), shrimp, some white stuff, some drippy orange stuff on top, surrounded by this green stuff, all deep fried (yum). Keri and Angie order some other sushi... which I'll get to that in a second.
When my sushi came out, I looked at it with an open mind. I stared at it for a minute and played with the chopsticks that I was trying to look like I knew how to use. Keri cheated and got the
kiddie chopsticks with the rubber bands... In fact, she stole Maddy's sticks.
So I ate mine and it was not bad (next time I'm ordering off the menu).
Keri and Angie were so kind as to "let" me have a bite of their sushi. But before I explain that experience, let me
describe what it looked like.
Theirs was a
mixture of different food groups I can't remember, surrounded by the same green stuff and these curious looking orange
bead thingies. Both Keri and Angie were saying how good the sushi was. So I "TRUSTED" them in their taste decision because they have not steered me wrong in the past. Before I took a bite, I asked Angie what the orange
beads on top the sushi were. Without
hesitation, Angie said something about "fish eggs" (Oh, wait........ I just threw up a little in my mouth), but they did not taste like anything.
Keri pinched a few eggs off he top of the sushi and ate it. She said they in fact "did not" taste like anything and that they "burst" in her mouth. So after some
encouragement (ha!) from my sister-in-law and my wife, I tried some of the orange fish eggs.
I would
describe the egg tasting sensation as....... YUCK !!! When I snapped a few between my teeth, I could not get to my tea fast enough. I
swallowed the rest like medication trying not to taste them. After that
episode, I
drummed up some courage and downed the last peice of their sushi as they laughed at me. And yes, it too was nasty. I even
tried to drown it in soy sauce, which did not help.
After we left the
restaurant and I found my manhood again, we said our goodbye's and left for home all the while I'm trying to forget what just happened.
On the way home, my lovely wife wanted to talk about the experience we just had with the sushi. I told her when she talked about it, my stomach
knotted up.
I told Keri that my stomach felt like when we got home and took a poop, I would have little brown
minnow's swimming in the toilet.
It should be noted that
all's well and there were no brown minnow's after extraction.
So I go back to the words my sister-in-law said to me in the beginning "Trust Me" and "You'll not leave hungry"............ Well, we'll just leave it at that and I'll let you all make the determination on what I'm trying to say.
Score is: Keri, Angie and sushi 1, me 0.
I love my family. Peace out.